Or a cracklin. How cracked do you want your nuts? Very cracked, or just opened up a little bit? You need those nuts cracked. Walnuts. And if it’s not the winter holiday season, you’re going to look too weird using a traditional nutcracking agent. So what are you gonna do, then, hey? You need this wild thing right here. It’s a walnut yo-yo. Yo! It’s not just for fun. It’s for cracking your nuts.
All you need to do is put the nut in there, yo, re-yo, and bang! Actually you’ve gotta hit something with the yo. You fasten the nut inside the yo, then you yo the yo right into a wall, the floor, or your grandmother, and bang! You’ve got a cracked nut.
And if you don’t have a cracked nut after hitting your grandmother with the Walnut Yo-Yo, you’ll probably be feeling some pain pretty soon.
In the nuts.
Designers: Xiaofei Wang and Beibei Wu