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Beauty is skin deep, Geekness is to the core…
Fashion and technology have been dancing with each other for years now. Sadly, it’s not been the kind of dancing you see in movies where everyone seems to know when to pop-n-lock and bust out the serious Justin Timberlake moves, that eventually ends in a triumphant “tada!” with hands lifted in the air. No, sadly this dance looks more like Paris Hilton biting her toe nails while opening a jar of pickles with her iPhone. It makes no sense and is just wrong! Which brings me to this latest WTF moment by designer Erik De Nijs, Erik has stitched together this eye catching pair of “Beauty and the Geek” jeans. These “modern shaped trousers which is often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Ah, but look closely! Now as you jump over fences and dodge barking dogs, you can take your chase music with you. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers that really add that extra level of excitement while sticking it to the man. Around back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”(which will be your only friend at this point). And for you gamers, there is even a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. Looking at the key arrangement I am oddly compelled to want to write “poop” over and over again.
Designer: Erik De Nijs
192 Comments »
Righty says
like it but wouldn’t wear it
*Mary.] says
it’s so stupid thing
carl says
worst thing i have ever seen
billy says
yes, although those shoe are pretty damn awful. this designer should try some cyanide.
Viktor says
WoooW!
aaron says
It needs to be a split keyboard so the crotch isn’t so restrictive. Bluetooth? Then it could be used with cell phones
Other than that this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.
paul says
Very, very good design!
*Mary.] says
what do u mean?¿ it’s horrible!!
Rich says
you serious?! Good God.
Pascal says
Very cool idea and nic design
kancs says
Interesting idea, but awful design… i think that the idea colud be useable
Niall says
Unbelievably geeky, pretty eye-catching… hell, I’d wear them! Probably wouldn’t use them as intended but I actually like the look of the black ones. Plus you get great “here, just type your in your number” chatup lines!
wwwo says
lol , this could get weird ,
but otherwise sure why not , great idea!
Clarify says
I want my girlfriend to wear a shirt that lets me twist her nipples to play Wii.
Dovidl says
> I want my girlfriend to wear a shirt that lets me twist her nipples to play Wii.
… to remark she’ll let you play once a month?
Matt Carr says
Can I get these in DVORAK?
Vahn says
Hey, these look awesome, does anyone know where you can get a pair?
Gabriela says
Genial ,fantastico me encanta esta pagina!!!GA
Robert says
I would wear it if it was just print, but I’m not walking around with a real wireless keyboard on my crutch.
Mitch says
Hey buddy, to clear something up for me. Anatomically, where’s your crutch? Like, so I know.
igreenspot says
totally geek, I’m not gonna wear that !
Nacon says
yeah…. i’m looking forward to poke my nuts once a while……
*Mary.] says
wow!! your photo is horrible!!
anonymous says
Does it also come in sizes that fit properly?
pythagoris says
Seriously…..if I knew where to buy these, I would in a instant. Wouldent even care how much they cost.
igreenspot says
@pythagoris, may I know what makes you so desperate of wanting this weird gadget ?
Dovidl says
What’s about a pic of the joystick – or is it x-rated? *lol*
The trousers are planned for girls too with the joystick at the same place?
Tom says
Girls don’t have “joysticks” – they have “paddles” on their shirt.
Tapir says
Cool stuff i would like to have a pair but how would i wash them???
Gigio says
Well… invented the keyboard on your pants, so what´s next?
A Jacked filled with USB slots? like 400 of them?
Sunglasses widescreen?
Earrings stereo?
Anyway, its the first step to try something you would use at home(yet)
chetan sorab says
interesting for sure
paulie says
bluetooth with blue balls!
Grimz says
Where can I buy these?
the Vizz says
I’d wear them at home if they were pajamas. Thats it.
Willey says
Where can i buy it i love the idea
Tommy says
I Think that I don’t need this.
I’m happy when I’m not working on my PC
Yeah right says
You have got to be kidding. Machine washable? what happens if it rains? Joystick behind the zipper? That’s where my joystick always is and I always get a high score!!
carl says
think about the angle looking down at the crotch then the angle looking up at the screen. this would not be comfortable. wearable technology is so hard to perfect. Philips failed with its wearable mp3 jacket. I suppose this might work if you want to walk about looking like an idiot.
perhaps you could put dual screens on the tops of your shoes too and have a hard drive hat. you know complete the look.
maria says
Does it come in a skirt version too
???
Don says
You already have to take shoes off to go through airport security. Are you going to have to take off your pants too?
Could you split the keyboard so it’s inside each pocket. It would certainly make taking notes during those boring meetings more enjoyable. I’d be typing at about 200 WPM… well it would look like i was typing 200 WPM
Ferdi says
o_O where can i buy them?
Bruce Sterling says
Erik De Nijs. Does this guy actually exist? There seem to be no records of him available through any Internet search engine, other than these pants.
Not that it matters a lot, but I’d like to know who did the mock-up and
the photograph.
Tim says
I did,
oh And Erik does actually exist,
but we’re still students,
so no home-page jet.
Mike says
Where do I sign up to beta-test? I like this idea and think it shows promise. I’d be willing to share ideas.
Je Nguyen says
I love it, Hi-tech suit
Design more ^x^
Pieter says
ziet er goed uit jonge..
voor jou geld hetzelfde, goed bezig!!
karima says
use the leg for the key board not the crotch, that way you can cross your legs and use it
Roffe says
Well as u all know. A man best friend is…… Right !! a Keyboard.
apple says
that is so crrrazy
Michel says
an other thing that the world doesn’t need
Nimdok says
I’ve got two; most comfortable pants EVER
peter says
where did u buy them?
i need a pair
Denis Loubet says
Depending on where you wear them, you could be kicked in the QWERTY.
George says
No no this is not for geeks, its for boys who like to touch their legs.
Derek says
Wow. I must have these. Who do I give my credit card number to?
Seriously, those are hella sexy. For all you doubters, it’s a fucking prototype made by a student. What the hell do you expect, a perfect product? Looks pretty damn amazing to me considering the circumstances.
Jehanzeb Navid says
good thinking but isn’t practical nor I will wear this kind of thing.
Regards
Jehanzeb
Joshua Ludd says
I believe I hit the spacebar FAR too hard and too frequently for this to be anywhere near comfortable.
beeguu_jangar@yahoo.com says
sain setgejee. orchin uyd yag tohirch. Gehdee ireedui bishshoo!!
tangthanhvu says
oh!!!eminently!!!! i like
Tonya says
it’s funny the people that hate it can’t even spell. maybe they should put spell check in there shirts before the house so they dont look stupid
yosh says
omfg… these pants are t3h sex… i’d so buy one if they were under $200
scratch that.. i think i’m going to make my own… (srsly)
but dude… if they made these i’d so consider buying them…
malerie says
Well, i think that is awesome
Orbiffign says
All hello! God site
Whimaoccamn says
god site. it was very interestingly
Shiddeveazite says
All hello! God site
seewUphonee says
Hello, for you good site! Interesting design
bloftothe says
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Hello, excellent site, very rich in content and correctly carefully thought out
Dremirrah says
Hello, for you good site! Interesting design
Ali Wasabi says
I like the jeans but not the integrated keyboard. a jeans is a jeans is a jeans
it is not ergonomic neither ecologic
just think forward – image everything is implemented in your clothes. you would look like a american GI in the iraq war! do we want that? NO!
iPixi says
wie geil ist das denn….
wo kann ich sowas kaufn?? würd ich sofort anziehn
Monkey says
HOW DO I WASH THESE PANTS?
carl says
whats wrong with the perfectly good keyboard infront of him on the laptop itself?
it has more than doubled the distance from user and screen. not to mention the angle of having to look at ure crotch then back up the the screen. would this be comfey?
Elliot says
thats why you actually learn to type so you dont have to look at your keyboard
yum says
the backside design is cool front is waack
Curintedery says
OMG!! If i could link up the bluetooth i would so make a pair of pants like that! SO BADLY WANT THEM!!!!
Teo says
Dude, make moar, sell them.. I WANT ONE!
Really, how much it costs aprox?
Diana says
Why ? I would like to wear these trousers.Look very comfortable and fitted for all kind of activities
mikeyee says
i actually would throw massive amounts of money for this. I <3 jeens
Arina says
Damn, i love them
))
is there any way to get them???
<3 i would wear them all days long
lovely design
Вова says
Вау! Вот это да!
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