Always Thirsty in the Ocean?

So you’re lost in the ocean, right? You need a boat probably. You also need to get saved. But most importantly, you need water. What!? Yes. Do not drink that salty water. You will go insane. Instead, heed the Ocean Rescue -it’s bright orange and has the drinks you just gotta have.

Seol-Hee Sohn, Seung-Hyun Yoon and Cheol-Yeon Cho save us from the deeps of the Titanic-ridden seas:

It is a rescue device for emergency situation[s] in [the] ocean. Victims [of oceanic mishap] must drink water to survive. Ocean Rescue provides distilled water made by itself. It will help victims [lost at sea to] survive until rescue. Location information is important for victims to be rescued quickly. Ocean rescue informs its position by emitting light at night and colorful smoke [during the] day. Location information is transmitted [from the time it is first] operated.

A couple more things that could probably be added easily:

1. Shark Repellant Bat-Spray.

2. Buttons that you can push that tell people, using the built-in location information, that you’re at this Ocean Rescue station and you’re lost in the effing ocean.

3. Cheeseburgers.

Designers: Seol-Hee Sohn, Seung-Hyun Yoon & Cheol-Yeon Cho

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