So Very Many Shreds on the Shred Head -it’s a Super Shredder!
Sometimes, the shredder is not enough. Sometimes the shredder is not big enough, not mean enough, and not shreddery enough. Shreddery isn’t a real word,…
Attn Sneaker Seekers, Collectors, and Displayers
So, your footwear choice depends on the kind of clouds that are coming in this afternoon, hm? You’ve put down cardboard over puddles to keep…
Moving Clock Makes Your Eyes Pop
Let me tell you a story about the alarm clock. Today I slept right through mine. But not before I woke several times before the…
Keeping it Hot Hot Hot
Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Do you wish you had one device that acted as a flashlight, a…
Rubber Chair Takes Care of All Your Nagging Green and Chi Personal Problems
Rubber tires. How I love thee. Let me sit on the ways. First, I love how you’ve been around the block. Second, it feels excellent…
Flat Lightbulb Solves all Thomas Edison’s Problems with Two Cuts
When I think of light bulbs, I think of how hot they are, how they give me light at night, and how easy they are…
My Entire House be Rearranging Itself, Grid-wise
I just saw an episode of Futurama where instead of the elevator moving though the building, the entire building moved when the button was pressed….
Light Under My Bottom, Light Under My Drink
In an ideal world, we can touch any object in our environment to activate its inner-light. This will allow those of us who are night-owls…
Six Piece Coat-Hanger Dinner
Break it down, pack it up, take it out, put it up. Easy to store, easy to construct and deconstruct. Coat hanger for those who…
Wireless Stereo Speaker Docking Station Laughs at Physics!
What I love is wireless ghetto blasters. What I love is when they look really weird and awesome. And when they are waterproof, have rechargable…
Leave the Children at Home; this is Adult Business
Kids, you have to stay here: your father and I are going to the park to play on the adult playground …?! “Big Kidz” athletic…
Hot Jet-Ski Action with No Environmental Reaction
I can ski above the water with an electrically charged motor? Sign me up! The Foiljet MR1 provides a speedy water motorcycle experience while supposedly…