Finally A USB Body Implant for Hardcore Transfer
You’ve got no excuse, design student, I know you put that file in your finger last Tuesday. Oh, your finger is corrupt? That’s a tough break. I hope you got the clip-in version. Uh-oh, permanent? Harsh. Better get that chopped off and replaced further up your arm. Gonna have to call you Anakin pretty soon.
Yes, that is a USB device in place of a fingertip.
Purely a “visualization” project, yet in an age where a person can have their entire anatomy changed, how far off can this be? When does the machine become the body? What would you have implanted?
I’d like a WIFI detecting fingernail.
Designer: Alberto Villarreal of Zanic Design

















99 Comments »
Mixel says
lol, that is all I have to say.
Radhika Seth says
I dread to think what kind of a bionic future we have!
This is really cool!
Carl says
is it the 1st of April yet? Seriously though i have lost loads of sticks. Perhaps an implant with medical data or internal phone with camera to record what i see/experience/witness for insurance or court purposes. I could be tracked 24/7 no more missing persons.
Every man woman and child could be tracked monitored and recorded from birth to death. is this a future you would want a part of? As much as I love design and the balance of art within products to attain a sense of social utopia, I have a ‘heart of darkness’ that is proud to be wild and anonymous and dare I say it, Free.
Suzana says
.” I could be tracked 24/7 no more missing persons.”~~~your quote made me think of that movie “The Truman Show”
I think this is one part of modern progress I can live without, too. Yep, another dark-hearted, wild and anonymous free “netizen” who likes being just where I am free of “Big Brother” trying to inject himself into my head like contrast dyes looking for all my “thoughtcrimes”
Rebecca says
That sounds hot! (I agree 100%) dark heart, wild, free, and anonymous.
Reading that gave me goose bumps and a shiver down my spine.
Emmm…. wanna run off to the hills live like wild animals?
K-Funky says
It’s a joke, right?
Chris Burns says
Yes. Note the word “sarcastic” in the first image there – a word SOME people don’t know the meaning of. lol.
-F. says
Imagine being plugged in in your computer (which is standing under your desk) and trying to use the mouse to drag some files from your computer to your usb finger at the same time..
me says
thats retarded
FLX says
Retarded indeed. USB slots transfer electricity, so everytime you would plug in your Finger you would get shocked… Bionic Future without WiFi? Pass.
Ariel says
but you can´t use your hand while the USB is connect
Tommy says
sure!
Victor Assis says
Stupid, plain stupid. To call this design is offensive. This should have never been here.
MadCow says
the internet is a pretty funny and random place, for this i just have to say: OMG WTF ROFLMAO!
M.S.W. says
Now if only this would infer that a person could have their memory so easily uploaded/downloaded
Chris Burns says
I want to tell you about the Matrix, Neo.
Brian says
Wrong finger to choose if you are going to do something like this – your index finger is necessary for fine motor skills. I’m also not a fan of using tech that has hit it’s market saturation for next generation ideas – I agree with FLX, I don’t want to live in a future without some kind of WiFi (or equivalent tech).
Todd says
I would also get the USB port installed in my left nostril.
Chung Dha says
Thats just sick, and how would you want to type with both hands with one hand having the finger in the usb port all the way on the back of your laptop / mac.
Seamus Dubh says
Okay, this just went from interesting to perverted in 2.5 seconds.
Brings new meaning to “data” transfer, “network” meetings, or even swapping “personal” data.
For the slow ones, think “look ma, no hands”.
R says
This is dangerous
jemoederkijktmee says
But how can you upgrade,
if you put in a 2 gb and they invent a 1tb stick:p
Uncle bob smith III says
Featured online for Gizmodo as “Image Of The Day”
william says
设计师自己本身也觉得是 “你-傻逼”
Awais Naseer Keyani says
Really Cool!!
AlienzExist says
I think they could have done more than one mediocre photoshop image, at least.
So you have to sit there with your finger in the device in the future? Im speechless, because theres too much to say.
ya well says
yeah you put a wifi 150Go RAM-suppository in your ass, then you save your finger…
Jerry says
I actually have 2Gig USB finger! =)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jerry_jalava/2824821916/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jerry_jalava/2823985839/
It has Billix (http://sourceforge.net/projects/billix )installed and “Freddy Got Fingered” movie.
The USB stick itself is removable so I can have different sticks for different needs.
Paul says
I saw the Giz post, that’s blo0!dy! amazing,
I love how this is just a simple PS doodle but you have a How-To up for everyone to enjoy
wellso says
I dont think it is a design…
Henri Bergius says
Sometimes reality is more amazing than concepts. A friend of mine actually has such a USB finger prosthetic: http://bergie.iki.fi/blog/when_reality_meets_product_concepts/
Imrallion says
Sad…and pathetic.
How did you use your mouse if you have to keep your finger inside the USB port during a 15gb transfert?
Will says
next: THUMB drive! ahaha! I am so clever.
Eric says
Do they come in other colors besides silver? I would totally get one if I could get it implanted in hot pink…
zemmuh says
(+18) next of next: xxx drive(u know what i mean
)! Infinite sharing of knowledge
Bruno Uno says
Believe it or not, Software Developer Jerry Jalava has a prosthetic USB finger:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jerry_jalava/sets/72157615074278472/
Cooper says
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/guy_loses_finger_rplaces_with.php
This IS a reality.
eakkar_84 says
how much is it?
Patron says
well, you have to lose part of one of your fingers first, so i think the price is less of an “obstacle.” but it can’t cost much.
Jason says
ha ha nice one. Maybe have a fingernail cap for it too!
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