Finally A USB Body Implant for Hardcore Transfer
You’ve got no excuse, design student, I know you put that file in your finger last Tuesday. Oh, your finger is corrupt? That’s a tough…
Accessories
Tea Bag Lights Up your Night, Literally
Surely you caffeine addicts will agree, coffee truly is the sexually oriented drink – It picks you up! It illuminates your world, if I may…
Take ME With You This Weekend
Airlines really know how to ruin your vacations and I’m not just talking about flight delays. On my last trip Down Under they managed to…
Beepers are BACK
On your wrist. In a moment I’ll get to the main function of this bracelet – but first: when you get an email, you get…
Time is Creepin on My Wrist and I’m Peepin’ It
What kind of time are you telling? The kind the bell tower is selling, or the time that your Mom is yelling? Check the hour…
How To ‘Not’ Put On Your Earrings
There’s been a lot of effort in transforming our ugly, but occasionally necessary, bluetooth headsets into something beautiful and ornamental but this headset by Ilshat…
Travel Chomp Chomp Chomping
Or juice! And you can put whatever you want with it. The top of this container is for the liquid, the bottom is for whatever…
A Surfing Helmet To Negate The Entire Point of Surfing
Do you remember in Point Break when Patrick Swayze put on his protective helmet before swimming out to ride that giant wave at the end?…
The One True Vinyl iPod Killer
It doesn’t quite play real vinyl. It does appear to roll through records, though. It’s nice and roundy, it’s got multiple color schemes and configurations……
A Slap in the Face to Wait Artists
Those who pride themselves in balancing the flat tray above their head have had their head above the clumsy rest of us. This “Drink’Tray” has…
Brass Knuckles Purse Would Probably Give Me A Black Eye
I’m not saying I’m a misogynist, but I can’t help but feel traitorous with respect to my sex for posting this brass knuckle inspired “Punch-Bag.”…
Keep on Finger Snippin
Cut! It! Out! You’ve got to be kidding me, girl! These scissors get three snaps in a circle, that’s my word. I suppose they’ll cause…