Definitely NOT Just a Twisted Fork

Definitely not! It’s an opportunity seized! A problem of joyous, friendly preportions bested! It’s the “Crl”! It’s a napkin holder of 4-pronged satisfaction. It’s metal. It holds the textile. It takes hold of that which it is meant to take hold of. It clasps its prize until the time when you, the top commander of your meal, decides it is time for it to let go. At which point, it remains satisfied. For it has done it’s job well.

Actually, I may have lied a little bit. Actually this is made of fork. One hundred percent fork, one hundred percent bent out of shape. For you! And to hold your napkin. How lovely!

Designer: Tim Baute of interror design