Breakfast Skills with no Spills

Bored of morning talk shows? The daily paper too scary to read lately? How about waking your tired butt up with a good round of breakfast olympics? THE BRUNCH by Ivo Vos is a “series of consumer products that celebrate the mundane.” Test your mortar lobbing skills with this angled toaster/launcher. Or see how your peeing accuracy could improve with this height measuring tea pot. Get your obsessive compulsion in check with the obnoxiously accurate bread slicer, cutlery alignment and measuring cup. Or better yet, just read Yanko Design every morning and enjoy the rest of your day.

Designer: Ivo Vos

42o 5.2 N: Toaster brings knowledge, skill and anticipation to the toasting of a slice of
bread, set angle and force to exactly hit your plate.

67.4cm: Teapot records the height one is able to pour tea from. Through the
digital readout, the user is challenged to improve their skill.

0.2mm: Cutlery perfectly aligned on Placemat is rendered invisible, the Holy Grail of
table placement.

23.5ml & 2.41g: Milk and Sugar allow for meticulous taste.

12.3mm: Bread Slicer facilitates even, uniform, precision – cuts.


  • strider_mt2k says:

    Toaster: Are these projections accurate?

  • Stacky Botrus says:

    Looks like a Wii toaster!

  • Iperpaolo says:

    i like the teapot and the toaster.
    The first is a good designed object, simplicity and functionality…the second is so funny.

    Bread Slicer: too much slice the bread you need only a knife!

    “Milk and Sugar allow for meticulous taste” maniacal

  • ichig0nilla says:

    one word …… awesome
    loving it..
    i think we need more fun in our life
    the only bad part is that im not someone who’d wake up and eat breakfast heeh

  • powers says:

    A breakfast set for the obsessive-compulsive. With a lot of time to spare. There is a market.

  • loz says:

    luv the idea of bringing fun and play to the breakfast. the boring mornings will never be the same!

  • valeriereyes says:

    omg! i love this! there is indeed a market, and i belong to that 😛

  • sherly says:

    the whole thing is white… with a white background. this takes the whole product away. hello? it does look elegant but its to white all over the page.

  • Louise says:

    Sometimes we need a bit of silliness and this is it. Fun idea 🙂

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