Man Stuff

There seems to be a few Swiss designers (these guys: Valentin Engler, Marius Morger, Daniel Grolimund) that believe that single men are pretty much too focused on gettin’ some that they need their very own specially designed products. Items like an ironing table that doubles as a coffee table, a “Trophy ring” that you can chisel your lady score count on (women will totally get hot to see that on your finger), a “Lady kit” that includes all the requisite “walk of shame” products like a toothbrush, facial creme and make-up remover, and other such nonsense. Anyway, take a look at all the ways we men are so stupid we need these items. Gosh I feel so pandered to and cheap. I need a shower.

Designer: Valentin Engler, Marius Morger & Daniel Grolimund [ Via: SwissMiss ]

Eating alone makes the single man feel lonely. That‘s why he eats in front of the TV. Additional handles, raised rims and isolating materials approve to eat frozen pizza or noodle-soups in various sitting positions on the sofa – without making stains.

The few shirts a single man has, are ironed in front of the Television. The coffee table hides the ironing board, as well as the electric iron and even a cup-holder for the single man‘s beer.

Checking e-mails and preparing the candlelight-dinner for the evening – both on one single table. When the guest finally visits, the derangement on the working place is cleaned simply by sliding one table top over the other.

No more crumbs in your keyboard thanks to our keyboard-napkin!

A pet is ideal against the single man‘s loneliness. But a hard working single man can‘t take the responsibility. Our birdhouse is glued on the outside a window, so the single man can watch his birds grow up from the inside!

When the woman of the single man‘s dreams visits spontaneously, all her needs are fulfilled with the women-kit. It contains hair conditioner, facial creme, a toothbrush and a pad to remove the makeup.

A silver-coated gold ring allows the single living man to mark his trophies, just like the gunslingers did on their colts.

E-business concept for customized shirts, wash- and iron service. Pick-up and delivery dates can be easily coordinated on the computer.

12 Comments

  • enoo says:

    Ahahah, this is so horrible and funny at the same time.
    Take note that the single man loves yellow 😀

  • another John says:

    I’m so sad to admit I need all this. And a whole stock of those women kits and rings, of course.

  • Sam, Wisconsin says:

    The singe man does not need a pizza tray or a handle for the cup. These first two items are for seniors, not single men. Add that single men buy ‘wrinkle free shirts’, that is the shirt and pants that you toss it in the dryer and comes out wrinkle free, thus single men do not have irons or ironing boards. Now if you want to convince a single man to put a napkin on his laptop, well, good luck with that one. And single men prefer dogs for pets, not birds, because dogs and cats can help you pick up girls when you walk in the park. Now that kit for visiting women, this is for an airplane trip, not a single man. Visiting girls borrow their T-shirts and lotions from the guys they are visiting. If not, they bring their own, because it is “EEEWWWWW, GROSS” to use ANYTHING from the single man. Finally, as a single man, you mark your victories by your female undies collection. Bottom line; this collection is gay. Sorry dude, it is clear you are NOT single.

    • Hartigan says:

      Rule number 1: Don’t keep female undies in your property!
      Rule Number 2: Failing to follow rule number 1 will lead to a Round the house kick to your love life.

      Comment: Best thing to attract girls are Girls 🙂 not pets.

      M.

  • Kieran, Brisbane says:

    Who said the Single Man is always entertaining Women?

  • zuy says:

    yellow submarine …..of design

  • Saltynay says:

    I like the ring the rest is crud

  • Hollis Ervin says:

    I love the birdhouse with the transparent back, but I’m sure it’s been done dozens of ways already.

  • Lígia says:

    I think that all the ideas are genious. Those people who are saying anything about the name being “single men” just dont get the idea. They are not your public. Im sorry for them.
    And im sorry for my bad english too.
    Congratulations for all your projects.
    I’m using your mac-napkin as reference in my college project (with the credits, of course).

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