Killer Diamond Engagement Ring by Tobias Wong
Designer Wong makes engagement rings that can kill you. The razor-sharp diamond point is set into the ring so it can’t get knocked out when you smash someone’s face in, and the edges of the ring are really soft so it won’t cut into your skin during the pounding. It’s romantic because it means, “Will you marry me” but it also means, “I can’t always be there to protect you so if some jerk won’t stop bothering you, puncture him with this.” The diamond sharp edge will also cut skin down to the bone (with a minimum 1 karat stone - but the larger the better). Or it may simply be used to tag hard surfaces, like cars and windows for S.O.S. messages or that last will and estimate when pen or paper (or lawyers) aren’t conveniently around.
Designer: Tobias Wong
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lol
First of all, the ring is a Tiffany design.
Next, the diamond has no brilliance when set upside down.
and last but not least…some will do just about anything to get some PR!
Harold
Harold, as it appears it is individuals like your self that haphazourdly inspire mr. wong to creat such items, to mock how self righteous and brand stamped individuals like yourself choose to be, lighten up, for your own sake
That’s cool a ring!
But it could be quiet dangerous with a sharp diamond point sticking out like that. Then again it could come in handy as a self defense tool.
Geez, harold, some people don’t know how to read into a joke. is everything in your life serious business? how dull.
SICKK!!!!
i want one
ok.. just imagine you’re a man who has just forked over however much, to buy his girl this ring.
kk now fastforward to the moment wheres shes “thanking” you for such a lovely gift.
all im saying is circumcision/castration is probably cheaper on healthcare.
Man, the internet = serious business.
it’s last will and testament, not estimate.
pretty cool
It would be cheaper to use moissanite
Drum roll please…”Gives a new meaning to the term….BLOOD DIAMOND!”
Oh groan….
hahahaha… so lame hahahahaha,
It did actually make me laugh (what does that say about my sense of humor) As for diamond rings that can kill… what mental idea!
I love this ring, It’s about time that someone turn the engagement bullshit on its ass and make a ring that looks cool and can be used as a weapon;) J/K I think this whole thing of having to buy some one a huge rock to “show’ them how much you love them is a joke, but what better way to joke around than to give a diamond that says “Honey I love you enough to give you this ring and to cut some one if you have to.” Nothing says love to me more than a diamond that can hurt:)
nice but…. 1) this is pretty old…. and 2) you ripped off Vice Magazine on the whole “i can’t always be there” bit. what gives?
It looks like one of those rings that couples used in England hundreds of years ago before they cut stones like they do now. Couples would go around etching their names on glass like you can etch onto a tree with a knife.