If I Could Have Sex With a Car

Set aside all your humility for just a moment and imagine yourself behind the wheel of this sexy beast! Designer Aldo Schurmann imagines the Ferrari Celeritas concept as not only a performance power-horse, but a red carpet-ready luxury toy for the unapologetic millionaire. Its style is quite shameless… and I love it. Simply put- it will always look hotter than the other guy’s. I’ll take the red one, of course.

But looks aren’t everything- the Celeritas also features an uber-cool “shark skin” surface to enhance aerodynamics and dual rear spoilers that move independently to improve down force.

Designer: Aldo H. Schumann