I imagine posh animal activists have an issue with wallet choices. You can’t have leather, and you definitely can’t have that tacky plastic stuff. What do you do? Carry loose change? No, silly! You’ve got the Alloy Wallet, made from Aluminum (classy, eh). It’s shiny, it’s tiny, and you’ll never leave home without it!
P.S. You don’t need to be an animal activist to want an Alloy Wallet. We’re quite sure you’ll want it anyway!