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Dare You Shake, Tilt or Fart On My Chairs
My family is as dysfunctional as the Chairs for the Dysfunctional by Alice Wang. All of us are quirky personalities and the five chairs in the series go perfectly well with our mindsets. For instance the Skilled Tilter is designed for those who tilt their chairs and my son does just that (and falls off very often)! An integrated spirit leveler attached to the side lets us see how tilted he is. For tall, successful people like my husband the Equality Seeker is apt. The chair can be customized so that he sits at the world average sitting height of 140cm.
The Constant Shaker is what my daughter is, you know girls can never sit still in one place, they gotto keep moving all the time. This chair includes a calculator that computes the amount of calories burnt when one fidgets or shakes. Girls will love this!
Status Announcer: that’s who I am; the social butterfly who constantly needs to update her status on FB and Twitter! This chair allows me to update my status like I do on my online profile.
There is always room for guests in my house, which is why I have saved the best seat for you: The Silent Farter. If you come stocked up on beans, I’ll know coz the chair will amplify each and every single fart you stink out.
Designer: Alice Wang
Skilled Tilter
Equality Seeker
Constant Shaker
Status Announcer
Silent Farter
12 Comments »
Fusher says
Why no one had invented the Silent Farter before!?
Carl says
i love it, catch a glimpse here when u get the chance.
canidesign.com
Rono says
Carl, stop spamming.
It’s okay. I guess it doesn’t really appeal to me.
However, the Silent Farter chair is hilarious.
Lena says
I guess this is supposed to be fun, but for people with colon cancer (as myself) or other serious disfunctions it is not funny at all. It is really like hell to not be able to hold your air. Only really mean people can call this “halaroius”. I just have two words for you; GROW UP. And hope you will stay healthy and never have to worry about your bodily malfunctions.
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