Definitely not! It’s an opportunity seized! A problem of joyous, friendly preportions bested! It’s the “Crl”! It’s a napkin holder of 4-pronged satisfaction. It’s metal. It holds the textile. It takes hold of that which it is meant to take hold of. It clasps its prize until the time when you, the top commander of your meal, decides it is time for it to let go. At which point, it remains satisfied. For it has done it’s job well.
Designer: Tim Baute of interror design