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Burn Your Table Down

Actually very safe! Not for burning your table down. Unless you want to have a table FIGHT! Table vs table! This right here is the “Slate Tabletop Fireplace” by Gido Wahrmann. He doesn’t recommend letting the little kiddies use these, however, as they are 2 parts awesome, 1 part fire! They’re made to mimic the look of logs, turning simply upon their slate base. It’s like you’ve got fire… right where you want it!

Designer: Gido Wahrmann [ Buy it Here ]

Three Parts Time

Behold the ever-changing display of the 1/4 Watch. Believe it, ma’ams and sirs, because quite often you will not see that same sight you saw a second before you glanced. Completely true, believe me. Feel free to devour your choice of any of the several colorway choices, black, white, blue, or red. Each of them classy enough for you to go to class in, waking up all your classmates feeble little class brains with your wild and fabulous watch from EleeNo.

Designer: EleeNo [ Buy it Here ]

You Can Not Escape Watch

Look at that face. That’s a face you cannot escape. Looks like of like a labyrinth doesn’t it? Actually it’s based more around the swinging of the Earth around the Sun, and the Moon around the Earth, and the bird flying around my head. GET OUTTA HERE YA BIRD! And it looks so nice! It’s got no numbers, no hands, but it’s got a time about it, doesn’t it? Look at it for a moment, and you’ll see quite easily how you’re gonna know where you are in this continuum. And decide you must, how to serve yourself best: black leather or steel mesh!

Designer: Projects Design [ Buy it Here ]

How Tall Today, Young One?

One of the cutest and most universal signs of growing up, marked by the parents of the child, is the pencil mark above the head on the wall. Pencil mark on the wall to show how tall. Young ones growing up, head height by head height. The only thing is, the place where this is generally marked is on a wall in a house that might not even be in the possession of the person once they’re grown up. So how does one keep this treasure? Let me lead you to it. Mark it here.

Designer: Studio 1a.m. [ Buy it Here ]

Like a Fantasy for Bottles

It is just like it. Like a fantasy. For bottles. It’s the Ribbon Bottle Opener, and all you’ve got to do is place it near the bottle and it will be opened magically. OR you could be in the real world, and you’d have to actually pop that top off. It’s made of polished stainless steel, formed as a continuous ribbon-like loop.

Woop the loop.

Designer: Scott Henderson [ Buy it Here ]

When We Are, When We Will Be

Hello past, it is the future, now would like to know if it can make a call. Time, what you got. Time, what you want. Here’s a watch for you to focus. It’s time not to look to the future, nor the past, nay! It is time to focus on the now, the here, the present. Projects Design presents a lovely watch you can wear on your wrist with a display that tells the time in a neatly unique way. View it now and know what time it is.

Designer: Projects Design [ Buy it Here ]

Wine? Wine Knot!

How much wine do you drink a year? How about a month? A day? Wow you drink a lot. And how do you display that wine out in the open? You don’t just stand it there next to your toaster do you? For shame! You’ve got fabulous taste in wine, you aught to be twisting it up nice in a knot, a “Wine Knot.” Everyone will ohh and ahh! at you when they stick their eyes upon this beautiful wood and metal masterpiece. This piece of wildness is made of two intersecting bent pieces of plywood held up by a simple metal rack. Rack em up!

Designers: Scott Henderson & Others [Buy It Here]

Reddest Red and Whitest White to Pour

Let me show you this lovely lady I just met. Her name is Vin-Eau and she’s not human, no, she is much more elegant. She is a carafe, and she is made of pure porcelain. Her designer is Scott Henderson and on her, he crafted nothing less than a magnificent swan with two fabulous DEVO hats on its head. What more could a lady ask for? Perhaps a bit of wine? Well lucky you, this container pours just that.

Designer: Alberto Mantilla [ Buy it Here ]