Comments on: Cutie Little Booties!

By: Luke

Luke — Fri, 08 May 2009 12:05:55 +0000

Ever read folklore or fantasy, smartass? If the claim is that it’s as hard as dragon scales, obviously nobody is suggesting dragons are real. The implication is that it’s tough and stiff. When it comes to shoes, that’s not a good thing.

By: Luke

Luke — Fri, 08 May 2009 11:58:16 +0000

It’s only witty if:
a) You don’t need to highlight that you think it’s witty.
b) You have at least a 6th grade grasp of spelling, grammar, and vocabulary.
c) You don’t keep beating the dead horse in a lame attempt to be funny.

You fail on all three counts. Better luck next time.

By: MadCow

MadCow — Thu, 07 May 2009 15:41:41 +0000

witty comment no.2:
but the dragons i see at the human society all have fur?! what gives?

witty comment no.3:
don’t know about dragons, but ogres have tough skin as well, maybe we you should use those instead, cause we all know dragons are going extinct and ogres are just plain ugly.

By: MadCow

MadCow — Thu, 07 May 2009 15:32:20 +0000

lol and we all know how hard dragon scales are right?! haha just like i know the spline of the pheonix can cure cancer.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:11:52 +0000

Yea, not sure why “hard as dragon scales” is in there…you have the minimal inner slippersock for the house, and then the simple over-shoe with a rubber sole that goes over that for the outdoors…

By: Luke

Luke — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:35:40 +0000

How could it be “hard as dragon scales” and still be called “barefoot”?

If the idea is to protect the feet of young children, I’d sooner just put the feet in soft, elastic socks with rubber soles.

By: CS

CS — Wed, 06 May 2009 07:19:55 +0000

The Ninja Turtles booties remind me more of Buzz Lightyear.