I mean, really. What are you supposed to accomplish by putting a gas mask and a diaper on some guy who’s then shoved into a bubble to lumber around and stroke plants?

And what’s with the talk about this thing supposedly enriching air with oxygen and purifying it? You think a few scrawny plants being constantly groped by some lunatic in a diaper are somehow going to work like a HEPA filter and produce enough oxygen during the day to make a notable difference?

What really floors me, though, is all the New Age babble coming out of the people running this project. This is supposed to take the place of legitimate healthcare? Seriously?

Urgh, I’d better stop before I go off the deep end.